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| Title: | More than meets the eye |
| My Link: | I have not yet added a link to my social site or blog. |
| Gender: | Male |
| Age: | 27 |
| Sexuality: | Straight |
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About Me: | Hey all, I'm Kelly, a name I recently found out means "Warrior Princess." I'd like to take this opportunity to thank my parents for being retarded. I'm currently living in Iowa and, if I were a squirrel or raccoon, would absolutely love it. Seeing as though I have little fur yet still enjoy my share of time in trees and sifting through other people's garbage, I am not having the time of my life. I love to write, which pretty much makes me homeless. I actually had a homeless guy give me money once. I spent it on booze. Turn ons: legs. There must be two. Also eyes. There must be two of them also. I'm a stickler for stuff like that. If you have a hook for an arm you better have an awesome talking parrot and a chest full of treasure. Randomness: The true indication of a man’s wisdom isn’t his ability to talk, it’s his ability to listen. Which is why deaf people are so stupid. Violence and revenge is so stupid. That’s why the government should come up with a gun that tickles criminals instead. Like bike thieves for instance. Then, when they’re laughing so hard, thinking about what they did, someone could come up and cut their head off slowly with a butter knife. Because, fuck him. He stole my goddamn bike. When I was in kindergarten, my teacher said I shouldn’t bring my grandpa back for Grandparent’s Day the next year. When I asked if she didn’t like gampy, she said no, she liked him fine. It’s just, well, he was dead. And creeping out the rest of the kids. My mom was always too cautious. No matter what we were doing, she would warn us, “You’re going to lose an eye!” Then one day me and Pete were playing “Scrabble” and we couldn’t find one of the letters. Sure enough, it was the “I’s” Turns out, good ol’ mom was right. I turned to show Pete, but he was holding his bloody eye and screaming. I guess I should mention we played with knives a lot. |
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